buildabitchworkshop:

god sent us steve carell

coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

helioscentrifuge:

mudkiphat:

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

nokkiart:

The girls are all painted up now. Next step: background.

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

Harley Quinn + Tumblr

chickenstab:

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I’M ON ME WAY

salihombox:

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She was really tired

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

synnesai:

Thank you for joining me in the stream last night if you did! :) I really like this one! I will draw Sun next and maybe the rest of his team whenever they show up 

[bigger @ DA]

efflorescentrain:

A look inside Mendl’s Patisserie from The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)